"Payed this one kid, maybe around 10, to buy an elote for a another kid he didn't know."
1999 Chicago

"We went to this restaurant and left our waitress a really big tip."
1999 Chicago

"We stood in a group on different street corners late at night, chanting as a group from tiny books about garlic. We quit when some lady yelled at us. We can't imagine what she must have thought. What were we thinking?"
1999 Chicago

"Chuck and Pora threw $15 out the window of her car as they passed a group of elementary school kids who had just started Summer Vacation."
1999 Chicago

"Prayed that Antonin Scalia's and Clarence Thomas's heads would blow up from being so full of evil."
2000 Washington D.C.

"Did this teenage girl's homework for a week in exchange for funky dancing lessons (after Adrian Piper)."
2000 Chicago